The Second Impulse

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.

Nobody uses the internet on Fridays

Sean | March 5, 2010

Another Friday and there the internet sits, unused.  It reminds me of the poor hamster left in the classroom for the weekend when all the kids go home.  It is happy to finally be left alone without all the tap-tap-tapping on its hamster cage and all those snotty fingers trying to pet it, but in [...]

Nobody uses the internet on Friday

Sean | February 26, 2010

Do you want to know a secret?
Today is Friday and the fact of the matter is, nobody, I mean NOBODY uses the internet on Friday.  It is like finding out there is a perfectly good sports car in the garage with the keys in it and nobody is driving it.  WWFBD? What would Ferris Bueller [...]

Nobody uses the internet on Friday

Sean | February 19, 2010

Another Friday and look at that, the internet is just sitting there, unused. Now is the time for me to take it and do with it what I want.
The new ’search’ of the internet is ‘local’. I know, all these phrases and words that barely make sense are the new ‘I want [...]

Nobody Uses the Internet on Fridays – Even if it is Lincoln’s Birthday

Sean | February 12, 2010

I see you there… lurking about… wanting to know what I’m doing with this box.  Do you know what this box is?  It is the internet.  I know, weird, right?  Why do I have the internet in a box? Because no one uses the internet on Friday so I can borrow it for a bit [...]

Valloween Desktops

Sean | February 8, 2010

Here it is, so close to Valloween and you don’t have any way of showing the world how evil February 14th really is.  I’ve come to your assistance with four special Valloween desktops for your computer.  Consider it my Valloween gift to all five of you who visit my site!
You know the drill.  If you [...]

Nobody Uses the Internet On Friday – Super Bowl Edition

Sean | February 5, 2010

Guess what? Chicken butt.
Sorry, no, that’s not what I meant. See, it is Friday which means nobody is using the internet and I can use it for whatever nefarious purpose I want and today, that purpose is all about HOT FOOTBALL ACTION!
Of course I never quite understood sports fans. They cheer for [...]

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