Sean D. Francis

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Giftmas Eve. Christmas Eve. Xmas Eve. Yuletide? Happy December 24th? Jolly Post-Solstice? Festive Festival of Lights? Thank goodness Fenris didn’t eat the Sun day?  Let’s go kill a Wren Day? I don’t know, I don’t care. I’m a bah humbug sort of fellow when it comes to this season.  Which may [...]

Hello User, welcome to my little section of the Grid.  It’s cozy here. Those of us on the Grid really get to know each other, look out for each other. Not like that silicon jungle of the Net.  The Net is wild, crazy, unlawful.  It is overrun by pirates, spammers, and sleazeballs.  I’m rolling out [...]

Hello? Is this thing on? Does anyone even bother coming here since it has been two weeks since anything new has been posted.  Have people stopped  using this blog on all the days of the week? This is supposedly where I go on a little apology rant about how I’ll never abandon you ever again [...]

Okay, here is an interesting factoid. Since the Internet isn’t used on Fridays, I can break the rules and do things like hijack my own blog post to present a video.  What’s that you say? It is really self serving of me and not in the spirit of the Nobody Uses the Internet on Fridays?  [...]

Did you know that there is almost an infinite decrease in the amount of data transferred on the internet between Monday and Friday?  Shocking isn’t it?  I mean look at the numbers from two dates I chose at random for yourself. Monday,September 27, 2010: 22 petafloppybits of transferred. Friday, October 1, 1937: 0 petafloppybits of [...]

Hello and welcome fellow weary Netizen. You’ve traveled far and have seen many new and wonderful things. Let us share our tales in hopes the innkeeper will comp our room and board, at the very least give us a free mug of ale served by a lusty wench or a randy dude depending upon your [...]