Hail and welcome mighty conqueror of the digital way. You have traveled far and probably have many glorious tales to tell, but if you could just wait for a moment and listen to the following lecture on time-share vacation homes you will reach further levels of enlightenment.
There, that scared off the riff-raff, now we can get down to the real business of Fridays… using the Internet because no one else is.
I was directed to something amusing the other day. Over at 30G030, there is a calculator that shows you what you can do if you spend 30 minutes a day over 30 days. Like if you spent that time reading or writing, it will show you what can be accomplished over a month, a year, and 5 years. Heavy exercise over 5 years… well, it’s one way to make a person disappear, that’s all I have to say about it.
You know, I haven’t visited failure in awhile. Failure is such a nifty thing when it is other people who are doing the failing.
That actually leaves me a bit speechless. Texas Testicle Festival? I would think there is something very un-Southern Christian about mentioning balls and Jesus. Obviously I’m wrong. Texans don’t have any issue with thinking about Jesus’s balls. I do… so I’m moving on…
Onto a completely honest first date.
Okay, I fully admit the only reason I included this video is because the woman is in Sonic commercials and I have a crush on her. There, that’s my dirty little secret. And that isn’t even a Sonic hamburger she’s eating, is it?
I’m filled with shame now. As much shame as a Texan thinking about testicles and Jesus.