Guess what? Chicken butt.
Sorry, no, that’s not what I meant. See, it is Friday which means nobody is using the internet and I can use it for whatever nefarious purpose I want and today, that purpose is all about HOT FOOTBALL ACTION!
Of course I never quite understood sports fans. They cheer for one team and hate another, but all in all the teams are part of the same organization, the same corporation if you will. It is like hoping my right big toe wins in a contrived contest with my left ring finger. But, people seem to get excited about it, so I play along.
I did say hot football action, so I have to direct your attention to Two Hot Girls in the Shower. Totally safe for work, I promise. Well, you probably still shouldn’t let your boss see you watching this, it might be misconstrued if she can’t hear the sound. So maybe you should crank your volume, just in case.
Hilarious! And hot. Right? I love the internet. What I love almost as must as I love the internet are things that seem normal and boring by themselves but become awesomely funny together. Like last names.
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What I love most about the internet is the ability to go back in time. Does anyone remember this classic Superbowl commercial?
Good times, good times. Of course Apple isn’t too keen on people being free and open with their devices. I sense maybe some doublespeak?
Anywho, time is about up, but I can’t leave without mentioning just how messed up somethings are. One company wanted to pay the huge sum of money to advertise a gay dating site during the football game but were denied because it was too controversial. Gays… dating… I don’t see the controversy. Not like it was a Gay matrimony commercial. Nope, just a commercial about homosexuals wanting to find others to date. Yet, at the same time, an anti-abortion ad was accepted to run. Abortion. Controversy. If you look controversy up in the dictionary it says ‘please see abortion’. Holy cripes. I don’t want to go all Andy Rooney here but back in my day Super Bowl commercials were sexist, violent, alcoholic, and fun.
This Sunday I will be cheering on the NFL because that is a sure thing. No matter who wins or loses between the two branches of that organization, the NFL wins. I like sure things.
Oh, this just in from the internet, the Super Bowl is being turned into a food holiday. NPR had chefs from New Orleans and Indiana talking about their Super Bowl foods, and the internet is abuzz with Super Bowl recipes. Not everyone is in on the fun though. Some people are raising concerns about the healthiness of the food being eaten on Super Bowl Sunday. Can you believe that? Well, here is an example of what they are saying on the internet about Super Bowl food.
1. Nachos
Nachos are like Chips and Dip on Steroids
You are most definitely going to “make a run for the border” after consuming your fair share of nachos this Super Bowl Sunday.
Nachos are the worst foods because they have enough saturated fat and cholesterol to give most unhealthy people an instant heart attack.
All kidding aside nachos are the worst Super Bowl food because they have so many add-ons which can make them even worse.
With nachos you don’t have ingredients but you can pick your poison with high fat ingredients including greasy ground beef, guacamole, sour cream, nacho sauce and of course cheese or more than likely “pasteurized”. (via http://askthetrainer.com/worst-5-super-bowl-foods.html)
Yum! I’ll take two. With that, I’m done monopolizing the internet. Not that it matters, it is Friday, and nobody uses the internet on Friday.
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