Sean D. Francis

Nobody Uses the Internet on Friday

Posted on 28 January 2010

Well hello there.  What are you up to?  Can I show you something?  Follow me.  See this closet?  In this closet is a box.  In this box is a little something called the Internet.  All through the week people are constantly using the internet but on Friday, nobody uses the internet.

We can do whatever we want with it!   Here, let me show you some of the cool stuff!!

My car hates the cold.  Really hates the cold.  So I know exactly how this German fellow feels.

Man torches car battling frost

A 76-year-old man trying to get his car started in the cold used a blow torch on the engine.  The car burst into flame and nearly burned down his house.  Freaking winter.  Hate it.  This German fellow hates it too.  Especially now.

But you know, no matter how much I am not enjoying winter, no matter how cold I get, I don’t think I will be accepting this offer from the Holiday Inn.

Human bed-warmers at Holiday Inn

Patrons of this Holiday Inn can opt to have a person lay in their bed to warm it up for them.  Better than a hot water bottle?  I doubt it.  I really doubt it.

And if I hate the cold, I hate Mondays more.  Just like this cat I know.

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Now for a bit of a bit of a cleanser.

Life could be an action movie… like this real life car crash that resulted in a spectacular explosion of lights.

Lights Explode After Car Crashes Into Pole – Watch more Funny Videos